Jordanhill vs Main Campus

Things I hope the main campus has aswell (or else I will never pass next year's exams and assignments):

• Frequent bake sales outside the library
• Space for me to sprawl my stuff out my usual 4 desks
• Some magical pulley system for all my books, since I won't have a car to help me lug them in for me
• Those awesome giant half-covered chocolate biscuits with jam in the middle, from the vending machines
• Librarians who let you eat cakes, biscuits, sweets, chocolate, sandwiches, crisps .......